Wednesday, June 4, 2008.

I recalled what my ex-colleage and also an ex-professional photographer
told us.

Very coincidence & interesting..

Is real stories!!

Story 1

There was a hit and run accident

Heng the person din mati. Jus minor injuries

The victim happened to find out who is the culprit.

Culprit was afraid and telephoned the victim

Culprit: Can you please don't sue me? Because i am a lawyer. (Atrocius?!

Victim: Oh but I am a judge.

Culprit: I am not joking. I am really a lawyer.

Victim: I am also not joking. I am really a judge. Which chamber in the court are you in?
I meet you there.

Culprit: Huh?..

The next day..

The laywer met the judge in the chamber.

Oops....

Story 2

My ex-colleage went to have lunch with his good friends.

The canteen was very crowded. Hardly could find a table.

They finally found a table.

While they were chatting happily on their seats.

Then...

there were two arrogant raffles guys going to NUS..

And they walked towards my ex-colleage's table.

Arrogant guys: Can we have the table?

My ex-colleage & frens: Why?

Arrogant guys: Becos we are future doctor and future lawyer. (Slap their faces!!!)

My ex-colleage's frens: Haha... we are current doctor and current lawyer.

Arrogant guys: You liars. We have evidence.

My ex-colleage's frens: We have evidence too.

*My ex-colleage's frens showed them their namecards. Ya they are CURRENT doctor and lawyer.

Those arrogant guys felt embarassed and walked away.

Oup... hehe

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